Saturday, May 28, 2011

Memorial Day.


Happy Memorial day weekend.
I found this on my mailbox.

I love America, I just don’t understand Americas ….Do you?

If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock ‘n’ roll musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And, if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

Just too Weird for me!
But…If I die in front of my computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Called Mami

Mother's day was the 8th or the 10th for some people. Well Mother's month is May. If you have not call you mother or visit her try to do it in the month of May. I called my mother who is over seas this week after not calling her for few months. I have been filling bless all week.
I will start calling her more often, the few dollars that I spent on the calling card is nothing compare to the joy that I felt when I was talking to my Mami.